Welcome to Sherzy.com
I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me. To better describe me, here are some of my tweets from the past 3 years:
Dojo 1.3.2 + Internet Explorer 9 = uphill battle.
10 May 11
Coffee (Irish) break before night skiing at Keystone
18 Feb 11
At Facebook HQ.
26 Jan 11
Write injuries in the sand, kindnesses in marble. ~ English Proverb
14 Oct 10
Stella's + Lake Calhoun + Lunds = best day ever
9 Jul 10
You keep seeking great things for yourself. Do not keep on seeking.—Jer. 45:5
8 Jul 10
Just boarded plane for Vegas, in my "usual" seat: 1D.
25 Mar 10
First break on the new pool table and I sunk a stripe - woot!
10 Mar 10
Song playing while I was doing chin-ups: Hanging by a Moment by Lifehouse. Ironic or fitting?
3 Dec 09
I work, therefore I drink.
10 Nov 09
Its days like this that I sit and wonder if I have any ground cardamon at home...
23 Oct 09
Painting the kitchen green. This is going to be either really good or really bad.
3 Oct 09
Drinking wine and fixing bugs. Good wine; pretty good bug.
26 Sep 09
Mmm, spicy chocolate.
23 Sep 09
Sometimes all it takes is a "return false;" and all you troubles go away. Either that or a mojito.
18 Sep 09
If I smell like Peach Schnapps its because I made Sangria this morning.
18 Sep 09
This is going to be one of those days, isn't it? Ugh.
18 Sep 09
Was Def Lepard the only 80s band yo sing a song about a Muppet?
16 Sep 09
Just realized I may love Sriracha more than Tapatío.
16 Sep 09
Happy hour at Sensers + cheap wings = happy Sherzy. Now what do I do with this lemongrass?
26 Aug 09
My Photoshop won't load, but my $20 pedicure looks great. #couldbeworse
5 Aug 09
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
4 Aug 09
"If I'd have asked my customers what they wanted, they would have told me 'A faster horse.'" - Henry Ford
3 Aug 09
A bad mood is no match for a good workout.
21 Jul 09
Just bought 2 new pairs of shoes, but still no hoe.
10 Jul 09
Time to float down a river with some beer.
4 Jul 09
Fantasizing about mangoes.
18 Jun 09
Losing weight isn't as much about what you eat as it is about what you don't eat.
11 Jun 09
Wish my job title had the word "Monger" in it. Especially if it was paired with "Cheese".
10 Jun 09
Going to buy an iPhone. And by iPhone I mean dog food.
8 Jun 09
Cheap wine + expensive cheese = happy Sherzy.
23 May 09
I just Rickrolled the dog.
22 May 09
Writing a bit of XSLT - woot!
20 May 09
Wish I had known about the Hostage Lunch before taking time to pack lunch this morning.
14 May 09
Just saw a woman running barefoot into IKEA. Wonder if she knows they don't sell shoes?
28 Apr 09
If I never have to type recurrence again I will be happy.
28 Apr 09
Fulfilled my pet duties for the day: napped with the cats, ran with the dog.
18 Apr 09
My dog just ate a spider. Right off the spider's thread. Coolest thing ever.
14 Mar 09
"The good ol' days weren't always good; tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems" - Billy Joel
14 Mar 09
Gettin' jiggy with it.
12 Mar 09
Some people go fishing just for the halibut.
28 Feb 09
Rule of thumb: The best oil is on the top; the best wine is in the middle; and the best honey is on the bottom.
28 Jan 09
We built this city on Mop and Glo!
26 Jan 09
Quinoa and avocado may very well be the world’s most perfect (and often overlooked) food combination.
19 Jan 09
Not now Chief, I'm in the zone.
5 Jan 09
Do you ever have those moments where you can't remember if Christmas has happened yet?
22 Dec 08
The great thng about XM radio? I am listening to a lot more Phil Collins.
18 Dec 08
Its better to burn out, than to fade away.
13 Dec 08
Well, at least the zombie evacuation plan has been simplified; all of Engineering fits in the Saturn.
10 Dec 08
Hysteria when you're near.
9 Dec 08
Today is 1 year since we adopted Bailey. Best Adoption Day Ever!
8 Dec 08
When my car says "Ice possible, drive with care" I think its more concerned about its own safety than mine.
5 Dec 08
Lunds is my happy place.
26 Oct 08
Sunk by the North Empire.
25 Oct 08
Just finished blowing and sucking. Blowing and sucking leaves. Yard work is a pain.
25 Oct 08
Lunch at Jakes with "the girls". Tummy happy and lots of laughs.
21 Oct 08
According to @KateConlon my nerdiness is cheese. I can't say I disagree.
17 Oct 08
I feel the inexplicable need for silicone baking cups.
14 Oct 08
The orange cat hates me.
10 Oct 08
I am wearing the brown shirt. And being oogled.
10 Oct 08
Lunch is confusing without an office MOM. What do people do?
7 Oct 08
Zion and Pepper have been having a sleeping competition all weekend. Zion is in the lead, but Pepper is close.
14 Sep 08
Pierogies have stolen my heart.
11 Sep 08
When in doubt: "display: none;".
11 Sep 08
Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuuun!
27 Aug 08
Cast off. Hair done. Chinese take out. Glass of wine outside on the deck. Could it get any better?
20 Aug 08
Remember days of skipping school, racing cars and being cool?
16 Aug 08
Big girls don't cry, but they do spill milk. That's what cats are for.
13 Aug 08
Post district convention blahs intensified by Monday blahs.
11 Aug 08
Some painkillers come in liquid form. I think their technical name is “mojito”.
7 Aug 08
One of the biggest mysteries of the 80s: why the Duke boys welded shut the doors on the General Lee.
1 Aug 08
If you thought I threw like a girl you should see me throw with my left hand.
29 Jul 08
I broke my hoe.
13 Jul 08
I hope I never eat cheese paper.
10 Jul 08
Cherry tomatoes are like candy to me.
1 Jul 08
If you asked me to choose between fire and cheese I would have to say fondue.
2 Jun 08
I make the Internet a better place.
I am just another geek with a website. I blog a bit about web development at SheriBerggren.com.
I have a life too
I have a wonderful hubby, cute dog and 2 lazy cats, I post pictures and stories of them at KrisandSheri.com.
Fun stuff
I like to cook, sometimes I post recipes and fun stuff at CalorieKitchen.com.