This is great: Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974
For example, the caption for the image on the left:
Um, I guess this is a salad best enjoyed at the house of that one scary lady down the street who never leaves the house and talks to her knicknacks.
I showed this card to a friend who said, “What the ‘s in that bowl– bong water?!”
Is that why the ceramic animals are so drawn to it? Is it their magical pond?
Why have they gathered? What do they want?